Would you let a girl finger you?
- BRAD
- Jul 31, 2024
- 4 min read
The finger is a vital instrument in the bedroom.
It can cause as much pleasure as it can distress in between the sheets. What would you do if you felt a finger heading toward your cheeks?
It makes its way from your lower waist toward the more concealed areas. You feel it working in between your crack. It’s getting closer. You feel it touch the hole. She starts circling it and then pushes it in.
You’re alright in the beginning. She hasn’t got long nails. There’s only about half an inch of it in, already. But then she pushes it in further. Without saying anything, you arm goes round the back to take hers away. You smirk as you do it. Now the finger has been removed with a slight popping sound from, the suction. There’s a slight smell of poo in the area surrounding the bed.
We use words like musky to disguise what it actually is, it’s shit. There’s not a lot and it’s bearable. But arse is in the air and there’s no denying it.
This has probably happened to more people than you wish to think. I personally am reciting true story which was shared on a what was boring coach ride, until the conversation perked up to an engaging level. The sticking-a-finger-up-the-bum was the basis of the chat and what we would do if it were to happen.
Bums are a common recurrence when it comes to sex. Fingers are not so much. We have heard of the sucking on a finger or letting them slide across the mouth, but it’s not something that’s raised in conversation as much as bums are.
Is it more likely for a picture of a bum to be sent over Snap or fingers? Bum, all day. Pictures displaying curves with or without swimsuits or underwear. The only time I would send someone a picture of my fingers is if I had bought a new ring.
I, personally, would imagine it to be quite an uncomfortable experience having a partner’s middle finger wedged up the bumhole. It is likely out of least resistance for it to be the middle one. I can’t imagine a thumb is going up there or indeed the pinkie. It wouldn’t make sense. Out of all the fingers it’s the middle one that’s going up there. I can’t think for a minute toes are going to be inserted. Could you fit a foot up there?
It’s been known for parts of a KFC meal to have been put up the bum and then eaten afterwards. I’ll have coleslaw with mine, it’s fine.
The male G-spot is located up the arse, according to mainstream medical texts. I’m calling absolute bollocks to that one. I find it uncomfortable to have anything inserted. The only thing coming out of my arse is shit. Ain’t nothing going up there, thank you very much.
We mustn’t rule out what might be enjoyable for another. This is the basis of the article. Does it feel good when your on the bog doing your thing? Well, yes it does. The same thing is related when it comes to fingers and limbs. I might add, the pleasurable feelings are usually associated with things leaving, not entering.
This is from ABC, Australia. Their 2022 Instagram (no surprise, there) poll, statisticed, 46% of people who were asked would you enjoy a finger up the arse, said, yes, they would.
(Despite not being an Oxford Dictionary recognised word, we are neologising it, here, meaning to make sense of statistics)
A question to Quora, asked: “My boyfriend wants me to finger his bum. I am happy to pleasure him. Will it be gross?”
I am intrigued a response is posted by a self-professed MA in Psychology from San José State University, namely, a one Peter Chastain:
“First, the question that you asked; then some suggestions about technique.
“It doesn’t have to be gross if he is very clean. For the exterior, of course, a nice shower with plenty of washing around the anus is most effective. Some people like to clean themselves inside with an enema.
“Honestly, I find enemas pretty gross. If he gives himself one (or more), you might want to stay away from the bathroom, to avoid the diarrhoea sounds and smells. Personally, I have been able to clean myself just as effectively by inserting a butt plug for a while, which tends to stimulate the bowels enough to get rid of whatever is there.
“Wear a glove, with some nice lube. Consider cutting your fingernails.
“There are two things that make butt play pleasurable. First, there are a lot of nerve endings around the outside, so any foreplay there will be time well spent. But I suspect that prostate stimulation is what your boyfriend is really asking for.
“To hit the prostate, use your middle finger—because it is the longest—and enter with the palm of your hand in his crotch (i.e., reaching between his legs from the front). Of course, this is the ideal position to be doing something extremely nice with his penis, if you are so inclined.
“You will know you have hit the prostate when you feel a round little lump, or when he screams with pleasure.
I hope you find this wonderful gift pleasant for you and that he reciprocates in whatever way you find most pleasurable.”
The Metro asked five guys whether they’d like it. What came back was straight down the middle, although I found it interesting all five guys admitted when they saw bum stuff on porn, they admitted to be “curious,” and revealed they “carried on masturbating:
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being most painful, how painful was it, and did you enjoy it?
Mark: ‘Around 8… depends how much you’re “up for it”… it’s like rushing a poo I guess; it’s way more enjoyable if you take your time.’
Henry: ‘2/10. Others have tried since with you know, no moisture, and that was sore! Definitely recommend. Loved it.’
James: ‘I have enjoyed both sides of the scale. It’s been a good 1 and a bad 10. Just like a woman you don’t just jam it in.’
Tom: ‘I’d say about a 6 purely because I wasn’t ready at all!’
Josh: ‘At first it’s pretty uncomfortable but not really painful, I’d give it a 2/10. And yeah [I enjoyed it] but probably only because I was getting head at the same time.’
Come out the way, I need a shit!
